Thursday, August 24, 2017

Apple Crumble



Apple Crumble Stuff.

This is not a recipe. I don't have precise amounts or consistent ingredients. This is dessert.

Step 1 -

Cut up a couple of apples, or a couple of apples and a peach. In other words, cut up some fruit and stuff and put it in a microwavable bowl.

If you're me, cut the fruit dice-sized. If you're Honor, murder them a lot into totally abused tiny, bitty pieces. Whatever.

Stir in some sugar. 1/4 to 1/2 cup, depending on which way the wind is blowing or if it's a Wednesday.

Step 2 -

Get a pan. Melt a stick of butter. Add stuff.

I suggest the following stuff:

 - 1 cup of oatmeal
 - 1/2 cup flour
 - 1/2 cup sugar
 - 1/2 cup brown sugar
 - 1/2 cup dry coconut
 - 1/2 cup of random nuts and stuff (like a trail mix, with cranberries, raisins, nuts, etc)
 - a little water if you need more moisture.

Mix well. Warm it.

Step 3 - Put Step 2 stuff on Step 1 stuff. Sprinkle with cinnamon or nutmeg or other such stuff.

Step 4 - Put Step 3 stuff in the microwave for about 5 minutes

Step 5 - Eat Step 4 stuff .... maybe with vanilla ice cream